The Funniest Object Names in Lithuania

Have you ever thought how many villages, towns and places with really funny names there are in Lithuania? Some of them have names that will definitely make you and your children smile. Read this blog, and on your way to somewhere, make sure to pass by Lithuanian places with the funniest names.

The funniest place names in Lithuania. We have no doubt that the children will have a lot of laughs. And you can make a selfie or a family photo a lot of fun.

The Funniest Settlements in Lithuania

• Close village. A village in the territory of the municipality of Plungė district, 4 km east of Plungė, by the Plungė–Žarėnai road, near Kirkšnoupis.
• Toothless. A village in the municipality of Raseiniai district, near the Raseiniai–Šiluva road.
• Heaven. Village in the north of Ignalina district municipality, Beržininkai lake.
• Urine. A village in the north-west of Švenčioniai district, the Labanoras ward, 1 km south of Labanoras.
• Wreaths. A village in the municipality of Kėdainiai district, 9 km southwest of Kėdainiai, between Nevėžys and Šušvė rivers.
• Kalpokas. A village in the middle-eastern part of the municipality of Pakruojis district, southwest of Linkuva, by road 151 Pakruojis–Linkuva.
• The back of the head. A village in the municipality of Panevėžys district, 11 km from Piniava, 3 km north of Paįtriai.
• In the morning. A village in the Šakiai district, 2 km west of Gelgaudiškis, on the left bank of Nemunas, at the mouth of the Lapym stream.
• Killers. A village in Vilnius district municipality, 10 km northeast of Avižieniai, 2 km north of Riešė.

Other Funny Names

• Hemorrhoids. A village in the municipality of Molėtai district, 3 km south of Giedraičiai, by road 172 Raudondvaris–Giedraičiai–Molėtai.
• Snout. A village in Vilnius district municipality, 26 km north of Vilnius, about 10 km southeast of Paberžė.
• Quadruple. A village in Šakiai district, 8 km southwest of Sintautai.
• A shopkeeper. Single seat in the southern part of Švenčioniai district.
• Kaushanka („Stupid Woman“). A village in the municipality of Jonava district, by the road A6 Kaunas–Zarasai–Daugpilis.
• Bacon. A village in the west of the municipality of Kaišiadoriai district, on the eastern shore of the Kaunas lagoon, at the mouth of Streva.
• Paris. A village in the municipality of Jonava district, near the international highway A6 Kaunas–Zarasai–Daugpilis.
• London. A village in the municipality of Jonava district, Dumsių ward, near the international highway A6 Kaunas–Zarasai–Daugpilis.
• Switzerland – a settlement, the center of the district, just a few kilometers from Jonava, distinguished by its amazing natural beauty.
• Venice – a village of several homesteads on the banks of the Neris River, near the settlement of Rukla.
• Neighbours. A village in the municipality of Širvintos district, 3 km from Musninkai.
• News. A village in Kaunas district municipality, 1 km north of Bubiai.
• Patches. A village in Radviliškis district municipality, 2 km north of Baisogala, near road 144 Jonava–Kėdainiai–Šeduva.
• Caucasus. A village in the Kaunas district municipality, 2 km from Karmėlava.
• Warsaw can be found in the Trakai district municipality, 4 km from Rūdiškiai.
• Mushrooms. This is a village in the Švenčioniai district.
• Stark. This is a village in the municipality of Šalčininkai district, 18 km from Kalesninkai.
• Florence. This is a village in the municipality of Raseiniai district, 1 km from Kaulakiai, by the Kaulakiai pond.

The funniest object names in Lithuania

The funniest object names in Lithuania

The funniest object names in Lithuania

Natural Objects

• Pork Loin. This is an island in the Curonian Lagoon, near the international sea crossing in the city of Klaipėda.
• Upland marsh Bear’s butt. This is a marsh (17 ha of area) that‘s located near the village of Marcinkoniai.
• Mound of bacon. You can find this mound in the territory of the municipality of Kaišiadoriai district, near the village of Lašiniai, in the ward of Rumšiškės.
• Horseshoe lake. A small lake in the northwest of Švenčioniai district, in the Labanoras forest, 3.5 km southwest of Labanoras.
• Lake Pravalas („Failure.“) Lake in eastern Lithuania, Molėtai district, about 4 km northeast of Joniškis.
• Dendrological park Mother-in-law’s tongue. If you will be in Kupiškis, you must visit Mother-in-law’s Tongue on the island of Kupiškis Lagoon. A dendrological park is located here, where you will find more than 50 types of trees growing. There are many educational trails and recreation areas in this area too.
• A pile of roosters. This dune is the sand mounds around Marcinkonis. 7 thousand years ago, continental sand dunes were blown by the wind. Very nice view.
• The Ruhr River. This is a river in Zarasai district, flowing from Lake Duburis to Lake Zalvis.
• Hose stream. This one is a small stream in Lithuania, Telšiai district; The left tributary of the Minya.
• Šilavotos „davatkynas“ branch. This is a branch of the Prienai Region Museum, located in the Prienai district, near Šilavotos. In this place in the 20th century there was an informal women’s monastery.
• Mount Aries. Avikalnis is located in the territory of the Juodkrantė landscape reserve. From the observation deck of Mount Aries (height 35.8 m) you can see the Avikalnis horn palvė complex, the coast of the Curonian Lagoon, the Gray (Dead) Dunes in the Naglis Nature Reserve, and fragments of Juodkrantė old forest are visible too. We highly recommend a visit.
• Gay Swamp is a village in southeastern Lithuania, Trakai district. In addition to Lake Gay, the marsh also contains Lake Gäjukos.

The funniest object names in Lithuania

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